Grab your glitter, folks—CBS is rolling out a one‑of‑a‑kind special that promises to be more heartfelt than a country ballad and more over‑the‑top than a rhinestone‑studded jumpsuit. Titled “Dolly Parton: The Legend, The Lore, The Leggings,” the program will feature never‑before‑seen footage, celebrity tributes, and a surprise cameo that might just involve Dolly herself (or a hologram, because why not?). Expect emotional interviews with everyone from country icons to pop stars who secretly sang “Jolene” in the shower. The network promises “dramatic reenactments” of Dolly’s early days—complete with a dramatized scene of a young Dolly trading a cow for a microphone (because who needs dairy when you have a hit single?). Fans are already queuing up with popcorn, ready to celebrate the queen of country in a way that only prime‑time TV can deliver: with a side of melodrama, a dash of sarcasm, and a whole lot of sparkle.
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