Hold onto your tiaras, folks! The late Princess Diana (or at least a hyper‑realistic, AI‑crafted version of her) strutted onto the SNL UK stage as a “Deeply Intelligent, Autonomous, Neurokinetic Android.” In a cold open that would make the Royal Family blush, she roasted King Charles for his “crown‑sized ego,” mocked Ed Sheeran’s new love‑song about a toaster, and gave AI a sarcastic side‑eye for stealing the spotlight. Viewers are now petitioning for a spin‑off series titled *“Diana 2.0: The Royal Roast.”*
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