In a plot twist that could make even the most seasoned soap opera writers blush, beloved TV personality Robin Kisti has thrown her weight behind MP Zambaali Bulaasio Mukasa’s bold call to scrap holiday schooling. While parents are already planning a week of endless Netflix marathons and extra‑large ice‑cream sundaes, teachers are frantically Googling ‘how to survive a summer without a paycheck.’ Rumor has it the duo met over a steaming cup of chai, where Zambaali whispered sweet nothings about “free kids, free minds, and a massive boost to the national nap quota.” Stay tuned as the nation decides whether to trade textbooks for beach towels – the drama is just getting started!
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