The beats have dropped, the confetti is ready, and DJ Jacob Omutuzze is practically levitating with joy after declaring that the Almighty himself gave him the green light for marriage. In an exclusive interview that felt part sermon, part club banger, Jacob claimed his favorite hymn turned into a love anthem when a sudden flash of divine Wi‑Fi signal guided him to “the one.” He’s already booked a venue that doubles as a chapel and a rave, promising a ceremony where the vows will be dropped over a bass‑heavy remix of “Hallelujah.” Critics are already speculating whether the reception will feature a holy water bar, but one thing’s for sure: the heavens just got a little louder.
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