Surf’s up? More like “Surf’s down!” The Ocean Way Festival, once the crown jewel of Santa Monica’s summer scene, has been officially canceled because the beach decided it needed a break—literally. Coastal erosion has turned the once‑pristine sands into a treacherous tide‑pool, forcing organizers to admit, “We can no longer safely hold the festival as planned.” Rumor has it the headliners are now rehearsing on a nearby parking lot, while festival‑goers are left to wonder if they’ll ever get to see a DJ spin while the ocean pretends it’s a giant, angry blender. Stay tuned for the next wave of updates—preferably from higher ground.
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