In a plot twist that left listeners clutching their earbuds, veteran air‑wave wizard Hajji Kazibwe Bashir announced he’s hanging up his mic—*prematurely*—because “the station’s vibe was getting stale and my jokes were getting older.” The man who once turned traffic reports into poetry now admits he fled the studio faster than a bad song on a Monday morning. Insiders whisper that the real reason was a secret love affair with a coffee machine that promised more “buzz” than his listeners ever did. Either way, the radio world is now left with a silence so loud you can hear the echo of his last sarcastic sign‑off.
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