In a revelation that feels like a plot twist from a bad sitcom, DJ Nimrod has publicly declared that his social circle is conspicuously lacking in women, citing the terrifying possibility that he might—gasp—ask for sexual favors. The confession, delivered via a livestream where he accidentally played his own “Sorry Not Sorry” remix, has sparked a flurry of memes about “self‑imposed loneliness” and “the perils of being a man.” Critics argue that Nimrod’s logic is about as sound as a speaker blowing out mid‑bass drop, while his fans are left wondering if the next track on his setlist will be “No Girls Allowed (Because I’m Too Dangerous).” Either way, the DJ’s career just hit a new low—right at the bottom of the dance floor.
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