The Uganda Muslim Supreme Council has officially scheduled a national prayer for rain, turning the whole country into one massive, soggy chorus line. The event, set for next Thursday at 6 p.m., promises to be the most coordinated collective plea since the last time the government asked citizens to line up for a new tax form. Clerics claim the clouds have been on a strict diet, and only a heartfelt, synchronized supplication can coax them into a snack. Critics whisper that the timing conveniently coincides with the upcoming mango harvest, but the Council insists it’s all about divine hydration. Expect livestreams, rain‑dance tutorials, and a flood of hashtags like #PrayForRain and #CloudsOnABudget.
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