The Tooro Kingdom is in a state of royal chaos. Just when the kingdom thought it could finally catch a breather after King Oyo’s lavish funeral (complete with fireworks, a marching band, and a surprise cameo by a celebrity DJ), tragedy struck: Prince David Kijanangoma has vanished from the public eye. Rumors swirl faster than palace gossip—did he flee to avoid the endless line of ceremonial duties? Was he abducted by a rival clan? Or is he simply hiding in a secret underground lair to binge‑watch the latest streaming dramas? The palace has promised an “exclusive, ultra‑glamorous” memorial ceremony, and insiders say the royal stylists are already prepping for a “royal chic” funeral fashion showdown.
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