In a plot twist that could only happen in a Ugandan soap opera, beloved TV personality Robin Kisti has thrown her glittering support behind MP Zambaali Bulaasio Mukasa’s bold (and slightly terrifying) call to scrap holiday schooling. While parents are already drafting thank‑you notes to the education gods, teenagers are frantically Googling ‘how to survive a 12‑hour summer without Netflix.’ Kisti, ever the drama queen, promised to “bring the sparkle” to the campaign, promising free ice‑cream for every child who signs the petition. Critics say it’s a gimmick; fans say it’s the most exciting thing since the invention of the selfie stick. Either way, the nation’s calendar is about to get a serious makeover – and the only thing more chaotic than the debate is the inevitable TikTok dance challenge that will follow.
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