In a move that has royal gossip columns buzzing louder than a royal wedding, Musuuga Kamurasi has officially ruled out casting a single vote for Tooro’s next Omukama. When asked why, the dignitary shrugged, sipped his tea, and said, “I have better things to do, like perfecting my Instagram filter game.” Insiders whisper that the real reason is a secret love affair with the palace’s chief pastry chef—because who needs a throne when you can have croissants? The kingdom now faces a crisis: will the throne be filled by a noble, a noble‑sized ego, or just a very confused voter?
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