When Kid Fox isn’t busy counting crypto coins, he’s drafting the ultimate dating manifesto that reads like a corporate board meeting agenda. According to the self‑styled financial guru, his ideal partner must have a credit score higher than his own, be able to discuss the merits of dollar‑cost averaging over candlelit dinners, and possess the patience of a monk waiting for the next market dip. Bonus points if she can name at least three hedge funds, bake a soufflé without setting off the smoke alarm, and tolerate his nightly habit of reciting the Fed’s latest minutes. Rumor has it his future wife will also be required to sign a ‘Non‑Emotional‑Liability’ agreement before the first kiss.
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