Just when you thought the desert’s heat had finally cooled, Josh Brolin strutted onto the red carpet and announced the return of the most intense, morally ambiguous thriller franchise ever: Sicario 3. “It’s happening,” Brolin declared, with a grin that could melt steel. Fans have already started a petition demanding a cameo by a tumbleweed, while conspiracy theorists are busy mapping out how many more layers of corruption can be squeezed into a single runtime. Rumor has it the sequel will feature a cameo by a certain “mysterious man in a black suit” (yes, we’re looking at you, the director). Buckle up, because the only thing hotter than the desert sun will be the drama surrounding the next covert operation.
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