During a post‑match interview that sounded more like a superhero origin story than a football analysis, Express FC’s own Alpha Ssali bragged that his little brother Caysan dribbles like Riyad Mahrez on a caffeine binge and passes like Olise after a night out. The claim sent Twitter into a frenzy of GIFs, with fans editing Caysan into cape‑waving comic panels. While some skeptics say Alpha might be suffering from sibling bias, others are already betting on Caysan’s next transfer fee—rumor has it it could be measured in Marvel‑style “hero points.” Either way, the Ugandan league just got a lot more dramatic.
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