In a dramatic confession that could only come from the man who once tried to paint a campaign poster with a toothbrush, Elijah Kitaka says creatives are now stuck in a perpetual state of ‘what‑if‑I‑vote‑or‑not’ paralysis. According to Kitaka, the mere whisper of election season turns brilliant brainstorms into frantic fact‑checking marathons. “I’m supposed to be designing a mural, not a manifesto,” he whined, while his Instagram stories showed a half‑finished graffiti piece being eclipsed by a stack of voter registration forms. Sources close to the artist claim he’s been caught rehearsing campaign speeches in the studio, complete with a podium made of old paint cans. The takeaway? When the polls close, the paint dries… eventually.
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