In a world where love is supposed to be blind, Doreen Nasasira has apparently upgraded her love‑lens to 4K Ultra‑HD and set the brightness to ‘financially stable only.’ Sources close to the Ugandan star say she swipes left on any suitor whose bank account looks like a student loan statement. ‘I’m not looking for a sugar‑dad, I’m looking for a sugar‑budget,’ she allegedly quipped at a recent gala, while sipping champagne that cost more than the average Ugandan’s monthly rent. Rumor has it she once ghost‑texted a charming poet because his rent was overdue—talk about a plot twist! The gossip mill is already churning: will Doreen ever find someone whose net worth matches her Netflix subscription? Stay tuned, because love may be blind, but Doreen’s credit check is anything but.
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