Just when you thought the man could only rap about his own reflection, Dax Vibez drops a bombshell: his vocal cords have apparently been upgraded for the upcoming May concert. “I’ve been doing vocal drills with a choir of angels,” he claimed, prompting a flood of memes comparing his new range to a cat in a tin can. Is he secretly training with a vocal coach, or has he been sipping some mystical honey‑infused elixir? Either way, the internet is ready with a waiting room of skeptical fans, ready to see if his next performance sounds like a choir of angels—or just a heavily auto‑tuned selfie.
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