In a revelation that could make Hollywood’s AI‑phobia melt faster than a candle in a sauna, Oscar‑winning director Danny Boyle has officially come clean: the mind‑bending visuals of his upcoming sci‑fi thriller *Ink* were generated by an artificial intelligence he affectionately calls “Pixel‑Pablo.” Boyle explained that after a night of too much espresso and not enough sleep, he fed the script into a neural net, which then conjured the film’s kaleidoscopic dreamscapes, sentient ink‑squirting robots, and that oddly moving love‑scene between a printer and a stapler. “The AI did all the heavy lifting,” Boyle chuckled, “I just made sure it didn’t accidentally turn the protagonist into a sentient avocado.” Fans are already debating whether the film should win a Best Visual Effects Oscar or a Best ‘We Let a Robot Do Our Job’ award. One thing’s for sure: the future of cinema just got a little more… pixelated.
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