When you think you’ve heard it all, the Archbishop of Kampala steps onto the pitch—literally. Archbishop Kaziimba has called on his flock to rally behind Arsenal, promising that every goal scored will keep the memory of the late King Oyo alive. Yes, you read that right: the holy man is now the ultimate football evangelist, urging believers to chant “Gunners!” between prayers. Critics say it’s a clever way to boost ticket sales, while die‑hard Arsenal fans are already planning a pilgrimage to the stadium. Either way, the holy trinity of faith, football, and fandom has never sounded so… divine.
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