In a move that nobody saw coming (except maybe everyone), former President Donald Trump has entered the fray of the $1.88 billion bond showdown between David Ellison’s Paramount and a coalition of skeptical states. Trump, ever the master of the artful dodge, tweeted a cryptic “We’ll see who’s really making the deals—maybe it’s time for a ‘Trump Tower’ in Hollywood?” The comment has set off a frenzy of memes, late‑night monologues, and a sudden spike in “Trump‑themed” popcorn sales. Analysts are scratching their heads, wondering if this is a genuine financial jab or just another episode of “The Apprentice: Hollywood Edition.” Either way, the bond battle just got a lot more… entertaining.
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