The internet’s newest heartthrob, Mudra D Viral, has just announced that his love life will be as regulated as a corporate merger. “I can only be intimate with a woman I’m married to,” he declared, causing a collective eye‑roll from fans who’ve been waiting for the next scandal. Rumor has it his upcoming album will feature a ballad titled *‘Prenup and Chill’*, complete with a chorus of notarized vows. Critics are already drafting op‑eds on whether this is a bold stand for commitment or a clever PR stunt to boost streaming numbers. Either way, the dating market just got a whole lot more… contractual.
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