Jean Coprise celebrated another trip around the sun with the kind of over‑the‑top extravagance that makes the rest of us feel like we’re still stuck in the ‘meh’ era. From a cake shaped like a designer handbag to a guest list that reads like a who’s‑who of influencers who only exist on the ‘Gram, the party was a masterclass in “I‑have‑enough‑followers‑to‑pay‑for‑this‑much”. Sources say the birthday girl even hired a personal hype‑team to narrate each moment, because why let a simple birthday go un‑commented? In the end, the only thing more sparkling than the champagne was the collective eye‑roll from anyone who wasn’t invited.
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