Move over, prison drama—Uganda’s ride‑hailing scene is the new binge‑watch material. After a series of near‑misses, traffic jams that could double as a cardio workout, and drivers who treat GPS like a personal therapist, the nation’s transport saga is now being billed as “Orange Is the New Black: Uganda’s Ride‑Hailing Journey Continues.” Critics say the show has more cliff‑hangers than a season of “Stranger Things,” with each new app update promising a smoother ride but delivering a roller‑coaster of price surges, driver‑theft drama, and the occasional celebrity passenger who thinks they’re on a red‑carpet. Grab your popcorn (or your next ride) and enjoy the chaos—because in Uganda, the only thing more unpredictable than the traffic is the next episode’s tagline.
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