In a move that could make a Wall Street broker blush, Ugandan superstar Bebe Cool has taken to the stage—well, the Twitter feed—to tell fellow artists to chase profits like a cat after a laser pointer, not crowds like a moth to a spotlight. “Why sell out a stadium when you can sell out a bank account?” he declared, prompting a chorus of eye‑rolls and a few nervous gig‑bookers. The gossip mill is already churning: is Bebe Cool secretly auditioning for a role in “Shark Tank: Music Edition,” or is this just a cheeky reminder that even rockstars need to pay rent?
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