Ahoy, heartbreakers! Hulu just announced the tragic sinking of *Love Overboard*, the rom‑com series that tried to prove love can survive a literal shipwreck. After a single season of melodramatic love triangles, stormy seas, and more sighs than a yoga retreat, the show was canceled faster than you can say “plot twist.” Insiders whisper that the network ran out of fresh nautical puns and the cast’s chemistry was as stale as a week‑old bagel. Fans are now petitioning for a revival, promising to fund it with their own love‑letters and a lifetime supply of life jackets.
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