Country‑rap hybrid Jelly Roll didn’t hold back during his latest interview, slamming politicians from both parties into the same dumpster of incompetence. “They’re all doing a sh*t job, and I’m not talking about the kind you get from a fast‑food kitchen,” he snarled, before launching into a scathing analysis of the 2024 Trump photo where he’s seen shaking hands with a mysterious figure. “A handshake is not an endorsement, it’s just a polite way of saying ‘I’m about to ruin your day,’” Jelly Roll quipped, prompting a chorus of gasps and a few nervous chuckles from the audience. The track he’s currently working on, rumored to be titled ‘Handshake Blues,’ promises to be the anthem for anyone who’s ever felt betrayed by a politician’s smile.
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