Cue the celestial fanfare! Angel Toni Acer and Debie Kagisha have officially upgraded from power couple to power parents with the arrival of a bouncing baby boy who’s already auditioning for a role in the next heavenly sitcom. Sources say the newborn’s first cry sounded suspiciously like a perfect falsetto note—clearly a sign he’ll inherit his parents’ vocal cords and their knack for drama. Fans are already planning a “Welcome to Earth, Little Rockstar” parade, complete with glitter cannons and a soundtrack that could make even the angels blush.
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